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Now everyone needs a set of these.

Post this list above your toilet

Things that GO in the toilet:

• Shit & Other rectal discharges
• Piss & Other liquids
• Puke
• Cigarette Butts
• Toilet paper

Things that DON'T go in the toilet:

• Napkins
• Paper towel
• Tampons
• Maxi Pads
• Duche
• Food that hasn't come out of your asshole(except vomit)
• Wrappers
• Cigarette Boxes
• Rubbers or Rubber wrappers

Also:

• Don't Piss or Shit on the seat!
• Don't forget to flush!
• Lift the seat up when your done!
• Remove stray pubic hairs from rim!

Do you have a rule to add? Well tell us about it.

Happy Ramming

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