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Welcome to the Ram Update Center. This is an intricate part of the Ram Connection, meant to keep you up-to-date on the latest in Ram News as it takes place up close and personal.

February 28, 1997

Must Ram

Today's Ram Update:

A clean shit was encountered on Feb. 21, it's about time. We have a new 24 roll pack of Charmin to get us through the weekend. A new piece of reading material was added to the Reading Room. Thanx to a most helpful brother of the Ram Connection we have added Victoria Secrets Catalog to the list. The Chili at Parkside was unusually good today, and quite fulfilling. However, it engaged a level 4 Ram alert and instant Def-Con 5.

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Happy Ramming

The Next Ram Update is due on Saturday February 29, 1997.


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