1. Use as a Door-Stop
2. Paper weight
3. If you have two, you could use them as book ends.
4. Store your AOL disks underneath it.
5. As a tack hammer.
6. Concealed weapon
7. Give as birthday gift to someone you don't like.
8. Kindling
9. Shark bait (coat with cow blood first)
10. Put it above the fireplace and use as a conversation piece.
11. Hook it back up to your Mac and amaze your IBM friends with its speed.
12. Trade it in for a Hayes 57k modem(only $99)
13. Author a Hate Page about the modem, because you have nothing else to do but bitch.
14. A little super glue and a brillo pad and you've got yourself a white wall washer.
15. Put it next to you Mac Aquarium.
16. Makes a great dog bone.
17. How about that stupid cord, a dog leash?(The internal version does not apply on this one, sorry)
18. Wheel chock
19. Night Light? (oops, can't plug and ADB cable into the wall)
20. Donate it to a Church, School, etc.
21. Donate it to AOL, they have a hell of a lot of uses for yet another 2400 baud.
Want to add to the list? e-mail me with your idea