Reading Room Text Version


You be glad you got this one. We have put together a list of recommended reading materials that are a must have for a comfortable ram. As you all know, when preparing for a comfortable hour of rectal discharge, it is necessary to have the proper reading material. We here at the Ram Connection understand the importance of an enjoyable, and relaxing moment or two on the toilet. With this in mind we have prepared a list reading materials that we have found quite pleasing. All of these materials have been thoroughly tested and have undergone our stiff selection process. We like to put our reading materials though a rigorous testing in every imaginable situation. From the basic ram, to diarrhea of the worst kind, you can be sure we have what you need.

Books
Websters Dictionary
Rogets Thesaurus
Claris User Manual
MacWorld Secrets
Macintosh Bible
Holy Bible
Dr. Seuss
Encyclopedia

Magazines
Mac Addict
Mac User
Mac World
Playboy*
Penthouse*
RedBook
Cosmopolitan*
Martha Stewart Living

Catalogs
Mac Warehouse
Mac Mall
Mac Zone
Sears**
Spiegel
JcPenny

Newspapers
USA Today
St. Louis Post-Dipatch
New York Times
Chicago Tribune
Chicago Sun Times
Wall Street Journal
*With the exception of non sex related articles, imagery may cause chuby and result in an inability to urinate in an orderly fashion, thus creating potential mess or safety hazard.
** Very hard to find.




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