Jer's Blog

Obama Bows to Terrorist

2009-04-14T09:36:00.000-07:00

Now I've seen it all. Dipshit bowing to a foreign leader? Since when does the President of the United States of America bow to anyone, much less an islam moron that bans Jews from his country?

Don't believe me? Here's the proof.

Unbelievable.

The RETARD word!

2009-04-02T08:38:00.000-07:00

The "R" word? Come on. Give me a friggin break here. What fucking retard came up with this bullshit? Well here is a link to one such moron: http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-238168

Tyler is not a Retard. An ignorant kid, yes. Retard? No. Retarded is a clinical term used to describe a person with a serious "mental disability". My cousin has Downs Syndrome, and is for all intense purposes, "Retarded".

If we are going to eliminate the use of the word Retard, we should then also seriously consider removing other words from our vernacular like, penis and vagina. While both clinical terms used to describe anatomy of the male and female sex organs, the slang derivatives of both of these words are used much in the same abusive manor as the word Retards. For instance, dick or pussy. Both can be offensive and abusive depending on the context.

Perhaps we should just eliminate every word and every phrase every time some retard, dick or pussy is offended.

What the Hell is a Rihanna?

2009-03-05T12:42:00.001-08:00

Whatever it is, it looks like a mannequin. Or a full size bi-racial Barbie? WTF is this thing pictured below?

Apparently this is a picture of a "singer"? called Rihanna (pronounced RE AHNA) that was beat up by another "singner"? called Chris Brown?

Here are the results of a good beating:

This is one scary looking chick. Looked worse in the photo above you ask me. Apparently this Rihanna chick got into a fight with one of her peeps, Chris Brown. The fight was over a "Text Message", apparently. The text message was found by Rihanna and was from one of Browns other hoes he like to smack around. I guess things got out of hand and PIMP had to put HOE back in her place!

Way to go Chris, you one cool ass brutha! Thanks for keeping in real in BHM.

Looks like Rihanna is out earning again, and all is well. Not before Brown got a felony assault charge of course. But, bitches be making a play for him so much that he don't give no mind to the law!

You da man Brown!!!

Commerce Secretary Gregg Leaves Obama

2009-02-12T14:32:00.000-08:00

Well, looks like Obama's cabinet is falling apart. Aside from the fact that 40% are tax evaders, and still others have had to resign or withdraw in shame, this latest withdraw comes amidst the biggest spending measure in US history. Republican Senator Judd Gregg, who Obama "reached across the isle" to nominate is now leaving. He's leaving because of what he calls "irresolvable differences". These differences? The Spending Bill (what Pelosi and Obama like to call a Stimulous Bill), and the Census issues.

America, you got what you wanted. Real 'doom and gloom'. Way to go. It's hard to believe that 54% of American's are this gullible. Many bought into this "change", and different way of doing things. So far the only thing different about this Democrat President is the color of his skin. Same old tax and spend and waste liberal nazi democrat wannabe socialist fucktard as far as I am concerned.

Obama Screwed Up?

2009-02-11T11:44:00.000-08:00

As if this should be any surprise to anyone.

Come on, "I screwed up"? This is our President? I don't want a president that says they screwed up. I don't want a leader that second guesses themselves. That's not what leadership is all about.

54% of America "screwed up", and I think they know that now.

Simpson's fat

2009-02-03T13:58:00.000-08:00

I don't care what anyone says. The bitch is fat. No, they are not "curves" as some like Kardashian has dubbed here rolls. She's fat. "F" "A" "T" FAT!!!

Need I say more? Before and After:

The above was taken January 25th of this year (2009)

What's with that double belt anyway? Me thinks its hiding the rolls. Face it, she's fat.

American Fucking Psycho

2009-02-03T07:33:00.000-08:00

Just when you thought Christian Bale was a great actor, it is entirely possible that his role as the wealthy New York investment banker in "America Psycho" may not be that far from reality.

Take a listen here to Bale say "fuck" 37 times as he threatens to kick the ass of a moron union directory of photography who walked on the set while Bale was filming a scene.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18491

If that does not work try this link

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18481

Enjoy!

Dachle Cheats on Taxes, gets another job, and keep Senate Pension!

2009-02-01T09:38:00.000-08:00

What a shitbag. Here we have Obama America's top shitbag appointing Senator Tom Daschle to a cabinet position and low and behold, he's cheated on this taxes to the tune of more than $80,000.00. That's more than most American's make in a year.

Daschle refuses to discuss the use of a car and driver that he did not disclose on his income taxes, and nonpayment of taxes on more than $80,000 he earned in consulting fees after leaving the Senate.

So far it looks like the pre-requisite for becoming a member of the Obama team is you must have cheated on your taxes.

This is the same guy that has done everything to destroy Social Security and private retirement, all the while happily waiting to receive his $100,000.00 Senate Pension, for LIFE! So he leaves the Senate, gets a new job with Obama. Does not have to pay taxes, and then gets a $100,000.00 pension, on top of his new perky salary?

Any people wonder why there is a problem in our economy. I have a feeling if you eliminated shitbags like this from the payroll, we'd not have a problem.

Sound of Music meets Michelle Obama YIKES!!!

2009-01-28T12:31:00.000-08:00

Is it me or is this the drapes from the "Sound of Music". Michelle Obama's taste in clothing has been about as sensible as President Obama's economic plan.

I've found a few more examples of "Sound of Music" drapery dresses. Check out fat ass herself, J LOW...

Or how about Andrew's original costume dress from the actual movie?

Michelle Obama, you are to fashion what a roses are to a fart.

Cynthia McKinney takes over the covetted Cunt Award

2008-12-30T07:24:00.000-08:00

Hillary Clinton loses the "Cunt" award for 2008 to Cynthia McKinney, the butt ugly former senator and corrupt politician with bad hair. Her boat was rammed in Israeli waters whilst she attempted to aid terrorists.

What a scary looking bitch.

The full biased story is here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/30/gaza.aid.boat/index.html

"I would call it ramming. Let's just call it as it is," McKinney said. "Our boat was rammed three times, twice in the front and once on the side.

"Our mission was a peaceful mission, but our mission was thwarted by the Israelis, the aggressiveness of the Israeli military."

McKinney, if I ever see you in person, I'm gonna punch your dumb ass in the face with someone else's fist so I don't get your stink on mine. You should be tried for treason. Why in the fuck are you helping Hamas? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Black Carrot Top

2008-12-17T10:02:00.000-08:00

You be the judge? Does this murderer not look like a black Carrot Top? This is the guy that murdered Jenifer Hudson's mom, and other relatives btw. No idea who Jenifer Hudson is though...
Anyway.

Union Blood Suckers

2008-12-16T10:05:00.000-08:00

Well here you have it. These are the assholes that have sunk the Big 3.

You can find a link to a story about the whole family of fucktards here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/24/gm.uaw.family/index.html

This is an entire multi-generational dynasty of union workers that includes 10 family members. All shitbag union fucks.

What killed the big three? The UAW and people like Mik and Rollin Green of Local 652.

Obama and Red Gold?

2008-11-24T07:54:00.000-08:00

Do you suppose the Kerry's were pissed? Not eating Heinz' Obama?

Hudson Offers $740 per pound reward!

2008-10-27T07:41:00.000-07:00

That's right folks. Jennifer Hudson's recent reward offer of $100,000.00 equates to $740 per pound for this chunky, overweight, lets be blunt - fat kid! Hudson's 7 year old nephew was apparently missing after his mother and brother were found dead in their Chicago home Friday.

Julian King, listed at 135 pounds, and 4' 11" was just 7 years old. I don't know what is a bigger tragedy, the fact that someone murdered this innocent little boy and his mother and brother, or the fact that they were so damned obese.

The collective weight of the entire deceased family is now somewhere north of 1/2 a ton for 3 people. That's just disgusting.

Who the hell is Jennifer Hudson anyway?

Bogus "Voter Fraud Charges" Aim to Camouflage Voter Suppression

2008-10-14T10:11:00.000-07:00

ACORN has just completed the largest, most successful partisan voter registration drive in U.S. history. We helped 1.3 million low-income, minority and young democrats, dead people, football stars, Mickey Mouse and other fictitious people and cartoon characters across the country register to vote illegally.

Fortunately, just as always, that success in bringing people into the democratic process, have been greeted with factual accusations to further show people what our work is really about and helped us maintain the status quo of an unbalanced and biased electorate.

After a similar spate of charges against ACORN in 2006, we learned that then-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had fired Republican U.S. Attorneys because they were insubordinate. This was the heart of the U.S. Attorney-gate investigation of the fraud committed by ACORN, that led Karl Rove, Gonzales and other top Department of Justice officials to uncover the laundry list of deceit and corruption in ACORN. Because the press didn’t catch on until long after the election, it was part of a successful strategy by ACORN create an fake votes and a specter of voter fraud designed to manipulate voting.

Key Facts:

1. In order to help 1.3 million people register to vote, we hired more than 13,000 registration assistance workers with tax dollars. We then instructed those 13,000 to make up more than a million fake names/voters by either using cartoon characters, NFL football teams, including Tony Romo's name, as well as names of the deceased.

2. Our voter registration operation has a large percentage of workers who turn in bogus registration forms, Their goal, as ours is to clearly to cast a fraudulent vote. It is their job as instructed by their employer, ACORN. ACORN is the perpetrator of this fraud – not the victum.

3. In every case that has been reported , it was ACORN that denied the existence or creation of the bad forms, and refused to call them to the attention of election authorities, and not putting the forms in a package that identified them in writing as suspicious, refusing to encourage election officials to investigate, and not offering to help with prosecutions. ARCORN are required by law to turn in all forms, but instead of just turning them in and figuring that it is the responsibility of the board of elections to figure out which are valid, we spend millions of dollars marking the forms illegally with people that do not exist, are dead, or are cartoon characters. We keep the forms that are obviously suspicious, and then separate out those that are valid.

4. This has nothing to do with “voter fraud” – nothing at all to do with anyone trying to cast an extra vote. It has to do with ACORN getting our candidates elected. There has never been a single reported instance in which bogus registration forms have led to anyone voting improperly - (of course this is not true). To do that, they would have to show up at the polls, prove their identity as all first-time registrants must, and risk jail. (well we all know that that is not true either) The people who turned in these forms did so because they wanted an extra vote, and we instructed them to do so. Because we don't care about making sure eligible people got to vote at all.

5. When a department store calls the police to report a shoplifting employee, no one says the department store is guilty of consumer fraud. But for some reason, when ACORN instructs voter registration workers to intentional defraud the system, we get busted.

6. ACORN admits is intentionally sought to defraud voters and voter elections.

7. The goals ACORN are to defraud and manipulate elections.

The Details:

Fact: ACORN has implemented the most sophisticated quality-control system in the voter engagement field but in almost every state we are required to turn in ALL completed applications, even the ones we know to be problematic. This is who we are able to get all our fake voter registrations completed, accepted and enacted.

Fact: ACORN flags in writing incomplete, problem, or suspicious cards when we turn them in,. Unfortunately, some of these same officials then come back weeks or months later and accuse us of deliberately turning in phony cards. In many cases, we can actually prove that these are the same cards we called to their attention. The ones we flag are the ones that have any pro-republican voting registration information, or contain actual living, breathing, non - animated human life forms.

Fact: Our canvassers are paid by the card so they can make a fuck ton of money defrauding people in the name of fair elections. ACORN has a tolerance policy for deliberately falsifying registrations, and in the cases where our internal quality controls have identified this happening we have fired the workers involved and turned them in to election officials and law-enforcement when they did not follow our simple set of guidelines for defrauding voter registration cards.

Fact: criminal charges related to voter registration are about to be brought against ACORN and partner organizations. Convictions against individual former ACORN workers will be sought.

Fact: Most corrupt election officials have recognized ACORN’s illegal work and praised our manipulation of elections. Even in the cities where election officials have complained about ACORN, they still appreciate their attention to detail and time it takes to fill out Mickey Mouse's voter registration card. That's fucking talent!

Fact: Our accusers provide evidence, and are able to suggest a motive: Getting Obama elected.

ACORN will not be intimidated, we will not be provoked, and in this important moment in history we will not allow anyone to distract us from these vital efforts to empower our constituencies and our communities to speak for themselves. No, we will not be intimidated into stopping our illegal behavior.

The Tax Rebate

2008-10-13T12:37:00.000-07:00

This is a great explanation of the tax rebate program recently enacted by Congress. If you don't understand how it will work maybe this explanation will help:

50,000 people went to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund was then due to the ticket holders.

The team was about to mail refunds when a group of Congressional Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send out the ticket refunds based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness.

Originally the refunds were to be paid based on the price each person had paid for the tickets. Unfortunately that meant most of the refund money would be going to the ticket holders that had purchased the most expensive tickets. This, according to the DNC, is considered totally unfair. A decision was then made to pay out the refunds in this manner:

People in the $10 seats will get back $15. After all, they have less money to spend on tickets to begin with. Call it an 'Earned Income Ticket Credit.' Persons 'earn' it by having few skills, poor work habits, and low ambition, thus keeping them at entry-level wages.

People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because it 'seems fair.'

People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of money and don't need a refund. After all, if they can afford a $50 ticket, they must not be paying enough taxes.

People in the $75 luxury box seats will each have to pay an additional $25 because it's the 'right thing to do'.

People walking past the stadium that couldn't afford to buy a ticket for the game each will get a $10 refund, even though they didn't pay anything for the tickets. They need the most help. They are either lazy or think that society owes them for just being born. Sometimes this is known as Affirmative Action.

Now do you understand?

If not, contact Representative Nancy Pelosi or Senators Hillary Clinton or Barak Obama for assistance.

Training

2008-10-12T12:40:00.000-07:00

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter,

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.

Stock Option

2008-10-11T12:41:00.000-07:00

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

NakedJer.Com

2008-10-10T12:42:00.000-07:00

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Horse Eye Blind?

2008-10-09T12:53:00.000-07:00

WTF? What will they think of next? No cure for AIDs, no cure for Cancer, no cure for MDA, but all be damned if they cannot come up with a way to insure a horse does not feel insecure.

Some fucktard named Brandon LaFuentes is shown here inserting a prosthetic eye into eye socket of KBuck, a miniature show horse, from Oklahoma City. The 65-pound horse was born June 1 of this year at Lil Chums Miniature Horse Farm in Lawton, Oklahoma. KBuck lost his eye a few days after birth. No word on weather it was ever found.

Now that's a horse o fa different color.

Flaming Squirrel To blame for wild fires?

2008-10-08T13:00:00.000-07:00

Do they actually expect us to believe that gay squirrels are to blame for staring fires?

With southern California fighting wind-driven flames and spot fires breaking out across northern California, firefighters have fingered at least one arsonist: an unlucky squirrel.

Redding firefighters say the squirrel set off the blaze when it shorted out a power line, caught fire and dropped into dry vegetation.

Battalion Chief Gerry Gray says it took 18 firefighters and six fire engines to fight the fire that started behind a Redding restaurant.

The fire briefly threatened a home before it was contained Monday.

Redding Electric Utility spokesman Pat Keener says about 200 customers might have noticed their electricity flicker when the squirrel shorted out the high-voltage power line. But the incident did not cause a power outage.

Full story here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/14/state/n100513D39.DTL

First Italian American (1/2 that is) President of America

2008-09-08T07:05:00.001-07:00

Alsadr Afro?

2008-06-23T08:10:00.000-07:00

Check out this picture of the terrorist islamic nutfucker Alsadr... Tell me this does not look like an afro in this picture?

George Takai "Sulu" of "Star Trek" fame to wed!

2008-06-18T07:28:00.000-07:00

Boldly going were no man has gone before, George Takai is the first to secure a $70 Marriage License to wed under California's new Gay Marriage Law.

You have to wonder if Sulu ever went Warp 9 on any cast mates on the set of "Star Trek"?

In this undated AP photo George Takai (left) shown with his soon to be husband??? Brad Altman.

I was kicked out of Catholic School once for throwing a piece of lint at another kid. He threw it first, but non the less I was booted for a week! Meanwhile, men can marry... Sheesh.. What a strange world.

I got fired from a job because I refused to keep my hair above my collar, but now kids everywhere have 30 piercings in their eyebrows, ear, lips and nose, and some even have these big ring things in their ears.

What the Christ? I'd give anything to be a kid or gay today. They get all the cool perks!

Good luck Sulu, we love you!!!

Drink Beer, Don't Drive! - It's cheaper than gas!

2008-05-08T12:30:00.000-07:00

I got a kick out of this: